Sunday, June 20, 2010
My Archenemy
This evening, once it cooled down outside, the man and I went out to pick some of those juicy berries I mentioned in my previous post. All was going well until Petey, my archnemesis, decided he wanted to join in. Petey is this annoying puppy who is always vying for attention.
He’s half Border Collie, half Labrador, which would lead one to assume he has some intelligence. Um, not so much. He gets so excited whenever he sees you that he starts wagging his tail, and when his tail gets moving it shakes the whole back half of him. He may seem all cute and innocent, but I know better. He would like nothing more than to sink his teeth into me, thus destroy me, so he could have the undivided attention of the man and woman. I’m not about to let that happen, so I keep my distance from him.
Whenever I’m out watering my plants he comes bounding up to “help.” He usually ends up knocking over my plants in his excitement, making me very angry. I just know he is jealous of me because I’m so loved and adored by the man and the woman. Hopefully, once he gets a bit older, he’ll realize it’s no use competing with me; the man and woman will choose me over him every time, hands down. Sorry, Petey, these people are mine and I’m not about to have their devotion to me threatened in any way. Just back off.
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