Friday, August 10, 2012

It's Finally Here

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Today is the best day of my short little life. My ipad finally came!! I earned my nickels from my millipede chore and raised enough to buy an ipad last weekend. I was scheduled to arrive Monday, but it got here at 11:30am today.

I was so excited I could barely rip open the box, my flippers were shaking so much.

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Got it out and set it up. Had some help from two techie girls who showed me the ropes. They even taught me some fun secrets.

Now I can be more available to my fans,and keep them all updated more regularly. That is what I am most excited about. We have our vacation coming up and this ipad will be with me every step of the way, documenting my adventures. I can't wait.

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Saturday, April 7, 2012

Mr. Penguin's Plea for an iPad3

I'm sure all my fans have noticed, and been upset, that my posts have become infrequent. Well, I'm here with the solution (and a plea to the Man). I think an iPad3 is just what I need. Let me plead my case:

Point 1: It is very hard to type with flippers on computer keyboard; I doubt these flippers would have any difficulty manipulating a touch sceen.

Point 2: I could stream my tv shows and movies when the man takes over the tv to play his video games.


Point 3: By the touch of a few simple apps I can keep my friends and fans instantly updated via twitter and facebook status, no matter where I'm traveling (or not traveling).

Point 4: I can send e-vites to my friends to my fancy cocktail parties

and most importantly,
Point 5: If I had an iPad3, I would be able to stop pestering the Man for one, and I wouldn't need the (unreliable)Woman to be my stenographer.

If anyone can think of any other points to argue my case, by all means, let me know so I can add them to my list.